Friday, April 27, 2012

Becoming My Mother and Other Ramblings

  • I peed a little when I sneezed tonight and thought to myself, "I am my mother."
  • I love the feeling of sweat dripping down my back after I get off the elliptical. Gross, I know.
  • I do NOT like when I'm on the elliptical and I'm turning purple because I'm working out so hard I can't breath and Daisy farts and I have to breath it in through my mouth because if I try to close my mouth I'll surely pass out and fall off the elliptical and die. Again, gross, I know.
  • I need to paint my fingernails. Having my nails polished makes me feel "put together" even though I almost never really am.


  1. DIED laughing at this. If it helps, i pee a little when i sneeze too, Maybe we should start a fb group-- or maybe not :)

  2. Stop and cross your legs when you feel a sneeze coming on, works for me.